The Phantom Pee-er

This dog is magic. It's hard enough to potty train a dog, but then add in the fact that mine pees ALL THE TIME! I could starve him of water, and he would still pee 4 times a day minimum. Wake up? Pee. Wake up even more? Pee. Play around? Pee. Drink some water? Pee. Eat food? Pee. Do a few laps newly energized? Pee. Play some more? Pee. Cuddle on the couch then get down? Pee. And it continues... I'm ELATED that he hasn't gone to the bathroom in the house all day when all of a sudden I step on a wet spot.. What the heck?! I look down and there's nothing there! The Phantom Pee-er is at it again. My roomate and I are always walking around our living room and feeling random wet spots without actually seeing anything. He's like a leaky faucet that just can't stop! When he gets excited or scared he looks like a little kid in class that just wet his pants as he runs and hidea ashamed of himself. He is the most frustrating creature in the entire world, but just like a kid, somehow you forgive him by the end of the day and just want to love him!